You have arrived at the place for all things Matthew Sullivan (well…at least this particular Matthew Sullivan, since there are probably a million Matthew Sullivans out there). As is my intention with everything I write, I hope to make you think, laugh, or do some combination of the two. It’s something I’ve been doing since a very early age, as evidenced by the poem below, which I wrote in 3rd grade (it says it’s a Haiku, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t)…
